This has been a long time coming and is a labor of love (sort of). We're joined by our resident mute Bond Girl & a new pervert, Jo. These notes are brought to you by me, Dame Dr. Foxy Brown.

Standard Disclaimer:
We don't own the songs used and aren't making any sort of profit from them. If you like any of the music you heard, check out iTunes and www.yesasia.com to support the artists. Do it because they're poor and pretty. We also don't speak/read Korean, so if we get any info mangled, tough shit.

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How did you discover Kpop and can you remember the first song/album you listened to or first video you saw?

Sure I could type a lot of stuff here for this answer, but it all boils down to us all loving to ogle pretty Asians, and Kpop delivers that in SPADES.

Variety Shows & Music Shows

This section is gonna be mostly videos, cause "Show, don't Tell"

X-Man



Love Letter



More Love Letter/w Bae Seul Gi who became a "Hot Issue" (one of Jo's many loves) Also contains Brian, in the flared Jeans, who was Jo Kwon before anyone knew Jo Kwon existed



Brian's "Oh No You Di'in't" = Many lulz were had



SBS Inkigayo/Music shows

Pay Attention to the boy in the Pink Polkadot top & pink pants. This is the famous Jo Kwon.



Same boy again, but this time in Yellow Pants



Star Golden Bell/Abracadabra



The Fuck do you know about Music, Noob?

The first part of our wholly deserved anger at fandom for continuing to embrace shitty, catchy Pop music just because it's layered under pretty faces & ignore the much more deserving, talented artists that continue to make good music worth exporting to other countries. Recurring theme in this ep: Fangirls are dumb.

The next three sections can be summed up in one sentence:

Jesus motherfucking Christ on a Pogo Stick, Lee Hyori is some kind of sexy.

Wait for it.



Slave



Trust us don't look for this video



Hyori at the Doctor's (7min in, hilarious I promise)



Super Junior (Would've linked the kiss video, but I'll have pity on some of you)



And easily the sexiest MV of the year (mmm...Lesbians)



Funniest MV of the year (I am so sorry)



Ranting on Fangirls

As far as the Anti-fan & Jaebum issue that we minimally discuss, most of our opinions on those matters were summarized by me here.

When it comes to having a fucking musician paid to entertain as a role model, I'd like to echo Sir Charles' opinion



Scandals & Wrapup

For the sextape, drop us an email if you really want the link, I'll have Jo get on that right away.

Hyori's Get Ya vs. Britney Spears "Do Something" (Fail on My Part)

Britney



Hyori



Amendments, updates & apologies

Nam Gyuri apologized to Core Contents Media, and the whole incident is supposedly behind them, nothing's been resolved with Jaebum 4 months on, and Jo Kwon isn't nearly as gay as we all thought he was. Damn you We Got Married!!!!!!!!!!



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Bienvenido al SSAG Podcast. Hoy, terminamos nuestra discusión ... Sorry. Sometimes we leave it on SAP MODE. Today, we will focus on games coming out this year. We'll also throw out some predictions and even a jab or two at corporations. For a special bonus, this podcast is now available in 3D! 3D is going to enhance everything. Now you can watch the new Jay Leno Show in 3D. You can watch as Leno’s jokes come flying out of the television and land besides you and DIE! The wonders of 3D. You're welcome.

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Intro (Games we missed last time)

It's a smaller group this time. I know what you're thinking, which could be one of two things: "Yes, more video game goodness" or "Who the hell put all this Vidya Gaems in my Animu." To the former, I know right! and to the latter, why don't you talk to us anymore! Complaints go to Mail@NPCpodcast.com. We won't have another SSAG episode for a while, so victory to the haters unless we get emails or comments.

Super Mario 64 in record TIME!

Discussion (Most anticipated games)

1. Mass Effect 2


2. Army of Two: The 40th Day


3. Dark Void


4. Lost Planet 2


5. MAG


6. Final Fantasy XIII


7. Final Fantasy XIV


8. God of War 3


9. Fallout: New Vegas


10. Castlevania – Lords of Shadow


11. Super Mario Galaxy 2


12. Bioshock 2


13. Starcraft 2


14. MGS: Peacewalker


15. Alan Wake


16. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle


17. Dante's Inferno


18. Splinter Cell: Conviction


19. Heavy Rain


20. I Am Alive


21. Crysis 2


22. Gran Turismo 5


23. Max Payne 3


24. Super Street Fighter 4


25. Mega Man 10


26. White Knight Chronicles


27. Deux Ex


28. Alien vs Predator 2


29. Rage


30. Fable 3


31. Milo


32. Game 3


33. Halo: Reach


34. Green Day: Rock Band


35. Prince of Pesia: Forgotten Sands

Discussion (Not important stuff)

1. Diablo 3


2. Twilight MMO


3. Metroid M


4. Legend of Zelda


5. Beyond Good and Evil 2

Closing(GOTY)

Listen to see who we chose for GOTY. If you feel inclined to, review us on Itunes. No fee is needed, just words and honesty.

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Welcome again to the SSAG podcast, and this is our Game of the year Episode. That's right, GOTY. Get ready to judge us for not picking your favorite game.

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(00:00 - 08:29) Intro

Big surprise, another party of people. Trust me, it’s better this way. Did you know that the first SSAG was designed to be a perfect tight group? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire tracks were lost. Some believed we lacked the proper assets to perform your perfect podcast. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect podcast was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the SSAG was redesigned to this: the peak of your audio civilization.

(08:30 – 2:31:46) Discussion

As a group, we played a shitload of games this year. Mini-discussions for the following games:

1. Killzone 2


2. Flower


3. Uncharted 2


4. L4D2


5. Halo: ODST


6. Windchime > Sambo >Scribblenauts


7. Plants vs. Zombies


8. Demon’s Souls


9. Borderlands


10. Assassin’s Creed 2


11. Resident Evil 5


12. New super Mario Wii


13. Noby Noby Boy


14. Street Fighter 4


15. Marvel vs. Capcom 2


16. Capcom vs. Tassdoanmifmdldsfsdlfmsdklf


17. Batman:AA


18. inFamous


19. Dragon Age: Origins


20. Blazblue


21. Fat Princess


22. Pixel Junk Shooter


23. Patapon 2


24. Torchlight


25. Prototype

(2:31:47 - 2:36:00) Closing

Part 1 is done. 2009 was a good year of gaming, but 2010 is looking to be better than 2007. Yea, I said it. Six must-play games in January alone. So stay tune, we'll drop part 2: a preview for 2010 soon. See you, then.

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I have a proposal for you, Audience. As one of your hosts, I strive to be up-to-date and knowledgeable on all the anime I talk about on this podcast. However, I have been skipping out on all the shows past and present. I know eventually I'll have to watch these shows if I am ever going to recommend them. This is where you come in. Here is my anime list. It is fairly up to date and I am sure it is being updated as you read this. I want you to pick what show I should finish and I will record my experience. Think of it like an up-to-the-minute, review, commentary, recommendation episode. Also, it's an ice cream truck. You can contact me through Email, Twitter, Facebook, Steam or MyAnimeList. You can even call me on Skype. I will then pick one from the entries given. REMEMBER: You are picking from what I have on the list provided. If I have already seen or I don't have it on the list, I may not pick it.

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This is one of the few times I am giving you the power to pick what we review. If this goes well, I may do this again. People have already submitted their suggestions. Don't be late. Respond now. Heck, if you are reading this now, I will give you a mini episode of me watching a terrible show. BOOM! Already on the feed. What are you waiting for? CALL NOW!

Offer only valid in the United States. Void where prohibited. You must be 18 or older to respond. Women who are pregnant should not be taking the Ass Backwards Anime Podcast. Tell your doctor right away if you become pregnant, or if you miss two menstrual periods in a row. Some side effects include: drowsiness, upset stomach, and even mud butt. There are even cases of mild hallucinations. Anyone depressed should be stop being a wussy. If you are reading this, you clearly have too much time on your hands.

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