Welcome to the first episode of the SSAG podcast, that’s the Ass Backwards Game podcast. This episode is just us introducing ourselves as gamers and we even managed to sneak a couple of reviews for somewhat relevant games. So, without further ado, here’s the show.

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(0:00 - 9:24) Introduction - What kind of gamer are you?

We sit and place ourselves into categories; PC gamer, Xbox or Nintendo loyalist. Feel free to answer any of our questions via email. We’ll read it on the air.

(9:25 – 10:45) Earcatch

The Unofficial One Piece Podcast

(10:45 – 23:10)What's our taste - our top 3 favorite games/series OF ALL TIME!

(23:11 – 28:13)What If you were stuck on an island and can only take one vg console and its library of games, which console would it be?

True gamers wouldn’t even ask how a deserted island would have electricity; they’ll just go with the flow.

(28:14 - 41:00) Fanbois

Ah, fanboys. If something exists then is a fanboy for it.

That Pokemon contest winner





(41:05 – 1:14:52)Somebody quick review something

Mass Effect
inFAMOUS
Prototype

(1:14:52 - 1:16:37)Closing

As one last piece of information, I want to thank Peterson for doing all the editing and notes for this episode. Without him, you would not be able fill an hour of your work day with us talking nonsense.

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I would like to start off by saying thank you to Wasabi Anime for posting our last episode without us begging them to do it. Though, I will say that this episode will not help any new viewers since it is going to show how terrible we actually are. This is another episode where we take a look back on all the mistakes we have made.

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(0:00-9:28) Intro

I will say that my initial idea was to not reorder the audio to fit with our initial planned structure.

With all the Twitter talk I thought it would best to mention that you can find almost all the cast on there. Just click on the respective hosts to start following them. Everyone has their own interests so pick your poison.

(9:29-10:56) Earcatch

The Unofficial One Piece Podcast I am on this show way too often…

(10:57-1:03:58) Discussion (Our corrections)

I was going to do the corrections for this episode, but I am really hungry as I wrote this and everyone wanted to go get something to eat right now, so this is going to be left for episode 40.

(1:03:59-1:04:55) Earcatch

Animeshon Podcast I think it would be cool for us to do a collaboration with your production studio one day.

(1:04:56-1:36:18) Discussion (Our clip show)

I am serious about that offer. I will go out of my way to release that Hunter x Hunter review episode with me and Peterson as sheep if someone emails us to do it. It better not be someone from the cast.

(1:36:18-1:38:48) Closing

I hope there are going to be less erorrs next time.

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Was digging around in my backed up documents folder and came across this rant I wrote back in the end of of May, may be old but I'm sure it will still be relevant to some of you. Be warned, the anger level is HIGH. Pfft, this is an anything we feel like discussing blog and we sure do love to rage so it's highly appropriate.



Megan Fox is a big dumb cunt. A stunningly self aware dumb cunt, but one nonetheless. She at least realizes that she's in Hollywood due to her looks and not for any sort of acting talent. What she doesn't realize is that she has no talent, other than looking relatively decent in tight clothes with her mouth closed. From now on reporters for magazines such as Maxim, please interview her with your microphone off. I know you want soundbytes for your juicy little article, but trust me, nobody's reading. Nobody wants to hear what these vapid little Hollywood bitches have to say, we just want to see the pictures. You'd move a lot more mags if you got rid of those pesky words and replace them with pics of Megan Fox, et. al. in varying degrees of naked.

To finally get to the point of this rant, (old news is so exciting, etc) for some reason MSN just stumbled upon a bit of news I read ages ago on Fark.com (PLUG), that is an interview about Megan Fox about the role of Wonder Woman. God knows why the reporter was listening to hype stirred up by horny fanboys with their hands on their dicks, but they mentioned that she was being considered (don't know by who) to play Princess Diana of Themyscira (dumb bitch probably doesn't know any of that anyway) and asked her if she'd take the role.

The bitch said no (Hallelujah!). We didn't want her anyway. Sure she looks good in tights, but she has neither the stature nor the body, nor the ability to convince us that she has the intelligence to play the Amazonian Princess. She replied (paraphrase mode on) "Wonderwoman is lame. All she does is fly around in her invisible jet and the only weapon she has is her lasso." She then went on to wish the best of luck to whichever actress would take on the role of such a crappy superhero.

I hate to tell you this Megs, but the 70s are over. Wonder Woman can not only fly without the aid of something as silly as an invisible jet, but she's been praised by Batman as one of the best melee fighters on earth. But go ahead and trash the character, and since your acting career is so secure and wonderful, feel free to turn down the biggest female superhero role that exists. Ignore the fact that if the first movie is a success DC/Warner Brothers will almost certainly follow up with two sequels and perhaps finally their JLA crossover movie. I understand dear, that you're rich enough to last forever.

I was born in the mid-late 80s so I have almost no knowledge of the "lame" Lynda Carter Wonder Woman incarnation other than through pictures and clips posted on online forums. I am not a zealous comic book fan, but I have read her stuff as portrayed by JLA writers. However, the version I would most like to see brought to the big screen is the Bruce Timm and Paul Dini imagining of Wonder Woman in Justice League/Unlimited. A strong, intelligent, witty, diplomatic warrior woman that both Superman and Batman consider their equal. In the beginning her character was created with the intention of showing feminists "See a girl can be strong too!" and to prevent the Justice League from being a total sausagefest, but in the right hands she has ascended to the level of being an irreplaceable member of the Justice League's inner circle.

If for some reason, young girls idolized a comic book character, Wonder Woman would be a pretty damn good choice for a role model if you're between the age of six and ten. So fuck you Megan Fox and your alien thumb.

Woo Woo Woo! You know it! Sorry, I have Zack Ryder on the brain as I am writing this. So, now that we have fewer things to do, we bring to you a new episode. This is our con report for Anime Festival Orlando 2009. This was one of the better con experiences I have had. So, here it is. Another con episode.

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(0:00-3:13) Intro

I apologized ahead of time.

(3:14-58:43) Discussion (@AFO)

We actually had recorded before in a car. Unfortunately, that ride had way more noise in it. It sucks since we had a pretty good conversation. We always end up having funny conversations when we are in a restaurant environment. We have to find abandoned restaurants to record in.

(58:44-1:00:07) Earcatch

Animeshon Podcast Dude, heard that Code Geass thing you did. Yeah, I think you missed something there. Wait what the hell a new episode? About time dude.

The Unofficial One Piece Podcast So, does anyone from here actually listen to our show? Also, thanks for putting me on the Staff page. Though I think you are highly exaggerating my experience.

(1:00:08-1:23:02) Discussion (@OurPanel)

I was going to try to at least put the video we showed on here, but it seems to music rights we can’t upload it. Oh well. Anyway here is how we wrote our panel suggestion:

Please write 4-5 sentences explaining why you feel people would want to see your panel:
People sometimes don’t begin to watch an anime or read a manga because they feel the large number of chapters or episodes is daunting and they’re not sure if it will be worth investing all of that time. We’re going to help them make that decision by showing them how the plot unfolds later down the road. We would also be useful to those that have already started a manga or anime and they don’t like the direction it’s headed in. In short we’ll be a support group for those people who like to exchange and hear spoilers.

Explain why you are qualified to host this panel:
Between the three of us we have watched a lot of anime and read a lot of manga and we have experienced the crushing disappointment of a show/manga that starts off well only to end in failure. We also host a spoiler-filled anime podcast where we review and dismantle these subjects.

Would anyone else accept that as a panel? You can thank Foxy for being bored at work and writing that.

(1:23:03-1:25:14) Closing

Now, I have the audio from the panel. I don’t know if it is worth putting up though. If we get enough requests, I might consider it. So now that we got this out of the way, we should be back to our regular schedule (hopefully). Oh and about the album art. Inside joke is inside.

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